Those 4:00 am feedings, think I’m pregnant? And Facebook says I post spam

So there I was starting to shove off my mortal being into the abyss of planetary exploration in sleep, and getting physical with April Scott aka Daisy Duke , Dukes-of-Hazzard The beginnings, when I get a hankering for some cookies and some moo juice-aka-milk.

So looking at my Hazzard County wall clock, notice its time to take my pills. Those things I need to take twice a day. I love that label too, take one pill two times a day. Really? how do you take one pill two times? Cut it in half? No it says to take the whole thing. So does that mean regurgitating the same pill? Same thing as the instructions on shampoo, rinse, lather , rinse, repeat. There’s some Obama supporter or Yankee, might as well be the same thing, wondering should he follow those hair washing instructions? Rinse, Lather, rinse, repeat.

So needing the cookies, I thought , am I pregnant? Could I be getting cravings? Is there some gal I did 15 years ago that done got knocked up? Or am I physically pregnant? I talked to Dr. Crabtree here, he told me we have the equipment, yes males do have the ability to carry a kid inside to term, it’s the delivery that’d be a test of skill and willpower.

The other thing is do you think of your best gal, if she just delivered? That when the newborn, needs fed at 04:00 that junior wants tit and wants it now. So she has to get up and breast feed, at 04:00 .

I was talking to my neighbor , she believes in such paranormal things as telepathic thoughts. Now here’s the thing, can a gal who you just phantasize about, know that your getting hot and steamy and creamy over her? Even if its just dreaming and your steaming over your hand? Does she get a telepathic thought that your scrambling your cerebrial waves over her?

Okay then, went to send this gal who posts on Facebook a note saying something to the effect I dug her off camber humor. A notice came up saying something to the fact , my messages were being treated as spam. Oh really now. Let’s see , I guess its not spam when some hacker buys ads on Facebook and you click on it and the damn thing is a malware Trojan virus thing.

But a message, to someone that you’d like to start up a conversation with, even though not requested is treated like spam.

Damn old Mark Zuckerburg needs to find out where his bread is buttered on. Guess if its an ad someone makes up to spread computer junk on and is a scam spam message , as long as its paid for its okay.

Greed is certainly a guiding light. It’s like My Karnation a intimate boutique in Idaho here can run racy, spicy ads on Cable One and elsewhere, but the Knytes and/or Hazzard County Choppers can’t run an ad that has a hot model with a custom bike. Maybe that’s why Carl’s Junior the west coast version of Hardee’s can run an ad featuring two lesbian twins drooling over each other eating a pulled pork, topped hamburger. They run it through the network.

Any mile have a meeting with the Voc Rehab people at 11:00 so need to head back to doing the wyld thing with April Scott, so see ya’ll in the afternoon syde.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
--Terry Pratchett

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SOA Update

I’m awake for two reasons right now.

First viewed the premier episode of Son’s of Anarchy

and as I predicated and predicted it was in all ways up to the months in advance hype. Many of the characters that I thought were bumped off in season 4 returned. The challenge now is keeping Clay from resuming command while Jax is in jail. I did not see that coming. Nor did I see Jax becoming friendly with the new cop of Charming. Nor did I see that Pope becoming so chummy with that Oakland PD detective. Remind you of anyplace? (maybe Burley) I think this is going to be a wyld season. The problem at least with me is that I’ll be offline and no cable for a few weeks, but I’ll make up for it, saw an alternative to Cable One that will enable some watching so wont be that bad.

The other reason I’m awake is that I’ve began packing. But because I have neighbors can’t make much noise, so had to stop. My what relief it’ll be to be able to howl at the moon without anybody saying shut up. Any assemblance of privacy here at the Powers, is a rarity. If at all achievable.

Much to discuss in the AM so I’m off to bed. With any luck, my money will be here from CTR, if in fact I get any at all. For CTR’s sake I better. SAMCRO MC reaches to Blackfoot as well as it is here.

See ya’ll in the AM, this wolf is headed for the rack.

Quote of the Day:
Hurry! I never hurry. I have no time to hurry.
--Igor Stravinsky

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Been there, done that but not long enough

Well here tiz Liz, the end of another day. The day marks two events, one partially important as it’s the anniversary of the day this nation got reminded that this Union is very open to attack. That or borders much less our airspace is not as secure as one would imagine it to be, or expect it to be.

9-11-2001 was one of those events that unless you knew someone or knew of someone that was directly involved you might have sluffed it off as just another tragic happening showing the Yankee prehistoric, neanderthaulic mind.

9-11-2001 started off as another day for this big bad wolf, in Goons Ferry Idaho. Was prancing around the house, chasing another bunch of mice as where I lived was over run with the pesky rodents. Had , had some good swine sex, you know the kind of serious animal wyld sex that one gets once a century if that.

So was up to grab some coffee, and went into the home studio, name me a radio announcer that don’t have a home studio and I’ll show you a radio announcer that has no intention of being a radio personality, just a button pusher.

So went into the home studio, and tweaked on the TV, and saw the tragedy.

At first, I couldn’t believe it. NYC perhaps, but the Pentagon getting ran into? How can that happen? Did the guy in Home security at the Pentagon’s intel board go to the head? That intel center can see, monitor and hear a moth flying over the Arizona desert, how could it miss something aimed directly at itself?

So I get a phone call from White Dove a gal I was seeing at the time who also was in charge of our east coast media center which my Nephew Tim, runs as well. The center was inside the 2nd tower. Fortunately both made it out okay, the eastern media center is now in Charlotte , but at the time I just grabbed my fanny, wondering who screwed the pooch?

Some say the whole damn thing was staged by then President Bush, Junior, to warrant going to Iraq to finish what his Dad had started. Hell the guy had just gotten elected a few months earlier. With Apache helicopters just over the bridge in New Jersey, why not just shoot the planes down? True , tragic life lost and all, but a few is better than many. Sometimes ya’ll have to put the many in front of the few or the one.

Of course tonight also is special to us Sons of Anarchy fans, as SAMCRO rydes into action for a 5th season, of which I’ll miss 8 episodes of, but will refreshen after the cable is installed at the Wolf’s Den at SAMCRO MC Idaho HQ here in Burley.

This season puts Jax in charge of SAMCRO. Can he handle it?

Season 4 is out now and ya’ll can bet it’s in my collection come pay day.

Speaking of Pay day.

I have seen many operations in my time, but CTR Payee Services of Blackfoot Idaho has to be one of the squirliest outfits. First someone can’t do math very good. Been short changed since the gal in charge of the outfit, either has lost her mind or has no idea of the specifics of a client. First while an oversight, still costing my cable at a critical juncture in March when the club was just about ready to finalize on KBAR here, then its been me trying to stretch $50.00 each month, plus what I make and while appreciated each month from the club, pulls me up short. But I had thought me moving from Heyburn to the Powers was to save me money, but even at Heyburn I could afford my cell phone. Here its months between, and I had nearly gotten to the point to where, I could go on a contract, get off prepay, so this CTR gal could pay it each month. But I need a $100.00 deposit first. But just ain’t quite had the $100.00 . Missed I don’t know how many toews due to lack of a phone, which at the end zone here means no extra bucks. A week ago, due to lack of funds and no phone, Rick had indicated that a heavy haul run was on the horizon. But no could get ahold of me. Guess what $200.00 blew off like a lid off a pressure cooker. That $200.00 could have paid for a few things. Now been waiting nearly a week, and still no money. Anytime you can’t even get a read on a company on a Google search, its best to be looking at some new company to handle something as important as monthly funds.

I know they have rules and all but hey how about getting me my money>

To answer the question the search is on for another bean counter.

More after SOA.

Quote of the Day:
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
--G.K. Chesterton

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Ever get the idea that today just ain’t going to be your day?

Ever get the idea that today is just not going to be your day, and that ya’ll might be best off staying in bed?

Over nyte on the NyteShift edition of HazzardAyre I had one malfunction after another. But it didn’t start there.

LexiBelle when I had to switch tanks started sputtering like she weren’t getting enough go fluid to the carburetor. Then to make matters worse had to slip the clutch to get this POS Mercedes up a good incline onto a flat trailer. LexiBelle has a leak in left tank, so need to use the right one. Thinking collapsed hose. But dang it.

Sure buy a new truck, but for what’s wrong with LexiBelle it’d cost me more to replace her, and after all ya’ll cain’t just replace your spouse now can ya’ll?

So get in studio, and first the Internet short changing all over the dang place, then oh hell, spilt the coffee, as I was putting it in the basket. Damn near made a basket case out of me.

There is supposed to be a guy by the name of Murphy, who wrote this bunch of things called Murphy’s Law. The ones that goes, “ If things are going your way, ya’ll might just be on the wrong road” and so on.

Whoever it is , whatever it is, I wish this bad news ghost would get its sheer butt outta here.

Good morning Hazzard Nation.

L8R Ya’ll

Even Confederates disagree once in awhile

So logged onto my Facebook page, and saw that the SOCV had once again dug up the mishmash I did to enhance our arrangement of and for that organization with us here in the Knytes-of-Anarchy. Now understand, I had a verbal agreement with some idiot who claimed to be representing that group, yet I am finding its no doubt some damn drunk somewhere living out some ridiculous fantasy. Trouble is the dude sunk us in with him. Real name Stephen Monk, aka Stonewall Jackson. Bullshit. The fact is, the Knytes-of-Anarchy is not beholding to anyone except perhaps SAMCRO MC, and the UAITA. Past that we are of our own organization. Fact is too, there are times I think other groups are so damn jealous or envious of us that they love creating fuss’ . It’s like a kountry singer or comedian. Until you get stardom nobody cares what you do, or what song you cover. Get famous and oops ya’ll got copyrighters and so on that come out of the walls like cockroaches wanting their part of YOUR pie. Why can’t some just congratulate us for not only holding onto, but preserving the Hazzard Nation but likewise what I will call the Hazzard Confederacy? Guess the economy that started going into the manure pile from the time we swore Abe Lincoln into office, until now, has strangled some to the point some , even certain members of the SOCV grab at straws and want to split hairs. Why not just say thank you and lets all work together, to bring about the resurrection of our Confederate southern ideals and government. Aren’t southerner's more open and wider focused than this?

But I after jumping through hoops took down the one photo and deleted it. But I’m sure some dickhead over at the SOCV will dig something else up. Question is, which one of the Knytes pissed in his oatmeal?

Okay , then onto a light side.

debate question. We all recognize and know that the most recognized car on the planet is the General Lee, but did you know, that the most recognized theme song on the planet is of my heart and soul? yeppers theme to Airwolf.

Hmmm, HazzardAyre. Ain’t that we have been doing for 15 years now?

While others would rather sit around and find fault, the Knytes-of-Anarchy is out just plain doing and succeeding.

Keep it in the Ayre.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
None of you really has faith unless he desires for his neighbor what he desires for himself.
--Prophet Muhammad

Psalm 121:1-2“A song of ascents. I lift up my eyes to the mountains— where does my help come from? My help comes from the LORD, the Maker of heaven and earth.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

But whose the damn girl?

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So you didn’t make the DCC , try being one of the Hazzard Knytes , Hazzard Angels

I watch with some amusement and dismay such reality shows as DCC Making the Team on CMT.

Here thousands of the most scrumptious women in the country travel to Dallas to maybe get a shot at a job that only pays $500.00 per year with some slight royalties on sales of calendars and such.

Yet the Hazzard Knytes on an average pays $50,000.00 a year plus 30% royalties on calendar and promo items, and we have to near beg for talent.

Now granted, auditioning in downtown Burley or Twin Falls Idaho is probably part of it, but even albeit somewhat better numbers of possibles , but we just don’t get quality talent.

The question becomes why?

Sure the Dallas Cowboys are a great organization, but the Hazzard Knytes and working with an organization with a minimum membership in each of 50 states of America, of 1,000 one would think we could at least command some serious attention.

Then I watch all these pageant contests on TV that mothers damn near starve and shove their daughters even preteens into contests, and one has to wonder, is that one 15 minute shot on TV really worth that kind of mental trauma that, that kid is going to experience.

I also watched this show on CMT Friday following DCC 7, Making the team, called Cheer. Will these TV networks not stop at nothing to snag a rating? Hell I’d rather watch Lizard Lick Towing.

This entry is aiming at something and I’ll get into it Saturday, but to put it shortly, would you as a gal be better off auditioning to be one of the Hazzard Knyte’ , Hazzard Angels? Or be degraded by auditioning for a very low wage talent job , being a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader?

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.
--Robert Louis Stevenson

Psalm 143:10“Teach me to do your will, for you are my God; may your good Spirit lead me on level ground.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.