It’s amazing as to the conclusion many make in today’s society. Even the person her or his-self. Example; man sees a gal on line, has a hot rod Charger , is not bad on the eyes, right away she thinks hey this dude wants in my pants. In reality a little spitfire and a car gal is just what the radio network needs. And I surly hope she’s hitched as I do not want in her pants. Or to get her out of them. Think maybe putting her with the Charger in HazzardAyre in a few months. But can’t some guy mainly me just have a gal online just be pals without someone thinking Danger?
Think this; one of my best friends on Earth, Erin, who came to my rescue several times, one very importantly was my second seat at the radio station in Gooding. Outside of a smooch on the toew for a photo op, we never exchanged bodily fluids. Yet even today Erin
Remains just a friend, and I really dig her hubby, he’s an awesome preacher. But there is no hinky kinky.
Getting back to this gal somewhere back east, and they must be living in a very dangerous area, as I tried numerous times to get her to put a pic of herself full bodied , then the Charger, so I could bitmap the two images for a mag cover. But no.
It’s the standard cliché gal posing with car must be in a bikini or something. We here at HazzardAyre including HNN, have been working on the idea for years, in putting more threads on the honeys with the rides we feature. The porn style heels, and near nude look takes away from the featured ride. The gal is supposed to enhance the ride, beit a Charger, Harley, custom Kenworth or even toew truck. Not upstage the ride.
Hey I love EasyRiders as much as the next guy, but even they overdue the woman a bit. Too much tit, who then makes the entire ride look trashy. If they ever did a shoot on LexiBelle with some gal in those spiked heels around my truck and she scratched my paint with those heels , I’d sue. Sure I know all too many gals have feet that look fugdugly , corns, bunions, hammer toes. I say put the same tight nearly no see nylons on the gal, lay across the hood in a halter top, and git r done. Of course there’s the classy approach. Say a prom style gown, with the Snake River in the background just at sunset. Much classier. Then it becomes art not trash.
I remember a few years ago, setting things up at my Uncle Dell’s farm in Thatcher. Thought a shot in front of their barn with old General Jackson, would be kuel. Up until the gal thought of us going out in the middle of nowhere to do a photo shoot that she’d be mauled or something. Ah bullshit. The General, hey its kountry, tight Wrangler Jeans with a beautiful quarter horse in the back ground against that barn, another good photo. But think I could get this gal to do that? Noo. Even though my Shewolf at the time was going to be there as well.
Okay then to finalize this part.
This gal in somewhere back east must think I’m going to see a full photo of her, drive the 2500 miles and raid her domicile. Hey I like the car, she seems like a neat gal-pal, that’s all. I have way too much stuff to do than mess with going all the way back to an even more place that’s Yankee-fied. I only go back east if we’re fetching a rig, then its usually only to Chat, Tennessee. If it ain’t Georgia, I ain’t going. Of course this reminds me of a thing happened in 1989. Went to the SEMA show in Las Vegas. Was drinking a few, at the motel bar there, this gal comes over and sits down. I mentioned that I wanted to do a few test shots with a hot rod we had on the trailer in the downstairs parking lot. She came down and so did the rentacops. She had the panic light on. Come on. It had nothing to do with anything except shooting her with a camera with a hot rod.
Since forever, I have always lived life in the Hazzard County mode. Simple, clean, true. There are things I do, and things I don’t. I will never do anything to a gal that she don’t want to do. I believe threads on a gal in the pages of our publications is right. I never will shoot anything nude. Hey I’m a leg man, I don’t do nude breasts. EVER. Never will do swim suits, and bikini’s over done, and does nothing for me. Many who do those shoots, shouldn’t. They show all their moles, pimples, and wrinkles. Tight biker leather, dress’ and such gives just the hint of sexy without it being trashy.
Okay then,
I love that thing on Facebook of redoing you Facebook photo or cover photo. Me, ain’t done since I signed up on Facebook. The pic I show albeit modified several times, I took with a cell phone camera in 2006. And if anyone need ask, yes we do photography, but as for me, ain’t had the extra bucks for a good digital camera. Wouldn’t know what I was buying if I did. Although thinking about it. Hey I’m a radio guy, not yet quite up to speed TV wise .
But my status? Short on money, tired flat butt, need a month of a vacation, without phone, computer or stress. Need brew, babe, and my bike. That’s my status.
Gotta get dressed, need to hit the shop today.
L8R Ya’ll
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